Main Characters

BlackMage

Quote: "Well, I'm sick of this place."

Master of evil, and lover of destruction. Could be referred to as the "Leader" of Video House. He knows the legendary Hadoken spell, but can only cast it one or two times a day. He strongly prefers doom spells over weaker spells. He has no empathy for any creature, and is constantly annoyed by Mario's stupidity.

Sonic

Quote: "See how I used than instead of then? Hah, I'm so clever."

Sonic is behind BlackMage in intelligence. He's a know it all, and will claim other's ideas as his own. He will do a lot to prove himself, and is also a lover of speed. No, not the drug. He can race laps through the world in a matter of minutes, but this is not portrayed well in the comic. He's a loyal friend, but also stuck up.

Mario

Quote: "I dunno, but it involved raining shinies."

Mario is a complete and total moron. On occasion, when those two brain cells within his skull connect, he will spout something mildly intelligent. Constantly annoying BlackMage by his level of idiocy, he's in denial. He believes that BlackMage and him are best friends. He loves making friends, unfortunately, be it friend or foe. Even the optimistic Sonic gets annoyed by Mario at points.

Megaman

Quote: "Dude, there's an exit door right behind me. I could leave anytime I want, I've just been staying to rob you blindly."

Megaman could be called the "Fifth wheel" of Video House. Not necessarily needed, as you can note from the fact he doesn't make a major appearance for nearly a dozen comics. He's quite greedy, and would slit his momma's throat for a nickel. (Quote. If you don't get it, you suck.) He has a closer relationship with Mario than the others, mainly to profit off of his stupidity.

Aaron

Played by: Locke, FFVI.

Part in S.A.R.T.O.M.A.T.G: Leader.

Quote: "Well, since we're doing battle, we need an awesome theme song."

Aaron is the creator of the this sprite comic, and is portrayed in it as he would be in real life. A "scaredy cat", afraid of ghosts and completely terrified of clowns, as well as a mild pervert. He is madly in love with his girlfriend, Brianna. He is the founder of the Super Awesome Revenge Team of Men and Two Girls (S.A.R.T.O.M.T.G.) with his friends. He attempts to kill Video House with the other members of S.A.R.T.O.M.T.G.

My Friends

(All portrayed by the way they actually act)

Dylan

Played by: Frog, Chrono Trigger

Part in S.A.R.T.O.M.A.T.G: Disposable secretary. Bringer of snacks.

Quote: "(Hic)"

Dylan is an alcoholic frog. He'll do anything for a spot o' booze. Dylan's part is an inside joke, but not to the extent that it isn't funny. In real life, Dylan's voice sounds like a drunken frog, so he's unwillingly portrayed as such in comics. Slightly whiny, and easily upset, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor. He and Aaron are best friends, and call themselves "Brotha's from a nutha' motha'," when no one's around.

Secondary Characters

Nega Mario

Quote: "Tally Ho!"

Nega Mario is a mysterious Mario look-alike that arrived at Video House one day. His plans are unknown, but he does have a fancy British accent and the Masamune, Sephiroth's sword. The sad thing is, no one at Video House can tell the difference between Mario and Nega Mario.

Zero

Quote: "Screw that little fox with ADD."

Zero is the smartest of all Video House 2 members. He is constantly annoyed by one thing or another, be it Link's sorrow, Sora's talking, or Tails' Hyper activity. He plans to escape from what he thinks of as his prison.

Link

Quote: "I found out the love of my life is a cross dresser..."

Link is emo, and constantly in pain because he found out that the one he loves, Zelda, is actually a cross dresser, and had been his good friend "Sheik."

Tails

Tails is Sonic's distant cousin, who has extreme ADD and insomnia. Constantly running around and shouting random things, he never really stops running for long. He also has a few hallucinations.

Sora

Sora is easily the most annoying member of Video House 2. Constantly speaking in 1337, it's a wonder anyone can understand him. Sora is most likely to die due to other members.

Minor/Unimportant Characters

Exploding Cat

Episode: One

Quote: "Meow!"

The exploding cat is...Well...a cat that explodes. It was left at the scene of the crime by whoever kidnapped Megaman.

Dancing Ninja

Quote: "However, I am 60% sure I can interpretive dance my way through this flight."

The dancing ninja is a random ninja who enjoys dancing, and has also gotten his pilot's license. How he did such is unknown.

Crono

Quote: "..."

Crono is a warrior summoned by Aaron to prevent BlackMage and Sonic from going into his base. He never speaks, but he does have good swordsman skills.